Greg Gutfeld: We live in a time of exaggeration
It was the worst time, it was the worst time. USA Today: It’s Watergate, 9/11, the Civil War, the Great Famine and the cancellation of âSex and the Cityâ all in one. Thank goodness because of climate change the world is supposed to end in eight years. It reminds me. I have to get my shirt back with a cleaner.
So why is everything so bad? Because we live in a time of exaggeration. In fact, some say we have experienced the greatest and most incredible moments of exaggeration since the beginning of the era! What hack uses extreme rhetoric to scare you and submit.
If you don’t wear a mask outside while jogging, blood will flow into your hands! If you support a police officer, you are a racist with blood in your hands. Then when you cut your finger to slice the tomato, blood will flow into your hand. (Well, that would be true.) But plus – if you don’t agree with Joe – you can be Jefferson Davis himself.
Joe Biden, 7/13: Attacks on free and fair elections are literally such a threat. I have already said it. We have faced the most important challenges for democracy since the civil war. This is not an exaggeration since the Civil War.
Joe Biden literally doesn’t know the meaning of the word. So Joe says it’s not an exaggeration. He knew it was an exaggeration the moment he said it. You could tell he has an exaggeration in his brain. And boy, the hype must be very lonely.
It’s strange to contest a controversial election for a month. Waving the Confederate flag in favor of slavery makes you worse than unrecycled Democrats. But Joe’s party did the same for four years in the 2016 election. The irony is thicker than Brian Stelter’s thighs. Yet the hype continues.
During the Civil War, Confederate Democrats may have owned slaves, but never wore red hats, wandered the Capitol, or stole office supplies from Jerry Nadler.
Joe Biden, 7/13: Confederates, never at this time Beaten the Parliament building As the rebels did on January 6. I’m not saying this to surprise you. I say that because you have to be vigilant
So wait a minute, folks. On January 6, you shouldn’t have been surprised because you should have already been on alert. What is going on in this brain?
Really, we were already on the alert. When you, the short-eyed Mr. Magoo, won the election. You pretended to be a unit because you saw half the country as a bunch of Nazis. Why is this rhetoric not agitated? Carry onâ¦
Joe Biden, 7/13: I never thought I would have to say this throughout my career. But I swore to you and to God to keep and to keep the Constitution. It is a vow to form a sacred trust to protect America from all threats at home and abroad.
Hey-Si Putin, a shirtless man, rides a horse in the Oval Office and throws it on his desk, he won’t know the threat of a foreign country. Therefore, the problem we face as Americans today is not us, but the misdiagnosis of threats.
Russia and China are both engaged in cyber warfare. Cuba looks set to explode. And the President of Haiti was found dead from just 12 bullets in him, in other words, a natural cause. And somewhere in the cell, a man with a horn on his head is setting on the Capitol.
But who sees our intrepid hairless former commander-in-chief as the greatest threat? You and me. And the network, the surprise-surprise, I agree!
Lester Holt, 7/13: âThe question of when, where and how Americans vote is more pressing tonight. President Biden today limits access to the vote as a non-American. Explode Republican Efforts // David Muir, 7/13: In Philadelphia, the birthplace of American democracy, what President Biden calls a late-today voting attack Republican-led efforts in more than 16 states across The country’s president and his warnings have been the most important test of democracy since the Civil War, and these new laws limit the importance of your vote. He said he intended to do so. ”
So he draws you a target and the media applauds.
Anyway; we live in an age that relies on the language of litigation rather than the use of clear, easy-to-understand language to discuss issues. In other words, your actions cause irreparable harm. The Biden administration turned our country into an episode of the Divorce Court. Discard terms like malicious and objectionable.
The Democratic Party blames everyone for all the horrible things you can imagine. Then they go from “You are an evil monster!” âWe ask you to respect the privacy of our family! Word of this arsonist is widespread.
On Twitter, the hype allows crowds to search for the scalp, and its stench is present in every online petition demanding a boycott. Their target is always racist and intolerant authoritarian monsters, content to ask for Gergen’s gargle, even if they are not in power.
David Gergen, 7/13: What worried us about Trump was that he was crazy, and he was still crazy, and he wasn’t bothered, and you put him in the whole system. I know I can do you. And he has all these authoritarian tendencies.
It seems that the intensive infusion of “Trump Confusion Syndrome” is the only thing keeping her dry shells alive. And our hysterical leader is right behind him.
Joe Biden, 7/13: The assault on Jim Crow in the 21st century is real. It is ruthless. And we will vigorously challenge it. // Ask Republican friends in Congress, states, cities and counties to stand up for God and help prevent this coordinated effort that undermines elections and electoral rights // No shame
Don’t be shy, snort, plagiarize and racist. So we have an enemy inside, because a new report reveals that our navy is not ready to defend our country, but is advancing at full speed in the fight against racism. It is said that.
Don’t even worry about Russia and China, which currently have the most horrific navies in the world. A real monster drives a Chevrolet truck, wears a red hat and listens to Toby Keith. And we all have to wake up. Otherwise, we will never let go of the bad past.
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So we are not looking forward to this, we are focusing on eliminating the devil centuries ago. They were all created by Democrats. Their hatred for this country runs deeper than Chicago pizza.
At least we’ll know why when we become a superpower that inevitably fails. We deserve it. Because we were worse than those murderous Confederate slave owners. And their corrupt separatist descendants. In other words, a Democrat.
And the exaggeration?
This article is based on Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue in the July 14, 2021 edition of “Gutfeld!” “.